All the news the island lets us print
Vol. 2026-10No. 3Vanilla Duo edition
Chapter twoday 14 of this map21 days left in the season
Chapter two opens
Spot owned a minicopter for 34 seconds ¶
The season's first map closed with residents buying vehicles faster than they could keep them, and the island quietly taking each one back.
Spot bought a minicopter on 12 October and had crashed it 34 seconds later. Few purchases on the island have been reviewed so quickly, and none with such a firm verdict.
The chapter's closing days were full of competition. Jester also bought a minicopter that day and lasted four minutes, and the island's official finding is that nobody else was involved. freakyfrog40 tried the water instead, bought a rowboat on 11 October and was killed by a scientist three minutes later.
The map has now been wiped. The minicopters are gone, the rowboat is gone, and so is every base the island had not already taken. Blueprints carry over, and so does the season, with 21 days still on it.
What the residents carry into chapter two is mostly knowledge. In Spot's case it is a fairly specific piece of it.
The Wire
01 Oct 15:50. The map's first killing of one resident by another happened at Airfield, with a hunting bow, inside two hours of the map opening.
01 Oct 20:48. Somebody opened an elite crate at Large Harbor for the first time this map.
03 Oct 16:24. A resident put 43 scrap on the big wheel and got 86 back, which is the wheel's idea of a good mood.
11 Oct 20:42. A horse was cut down with a machete at O19 with its rider still aboard.
12 Oct 00:38. A boat of 29 blocks and 29 deployables was launched at C18.
13 Oct 23:33. Another boat went into the water at K3, built from 21 blocks and nine deployables.
14 Oct 00:29. A slot machine took 6 and returned nothing.
15 Oct 04:10. A resident fell in the Train Tunnel on the map's last morning, took 30 damage and walked away.
Crime & Courts
The Ranch
New Arrivals
Around the Island
Obituaries
A second life, six minutes long ¶
On the evening of 10 October one resident brought another back to life. The second life lasted six minutes and ended at an auto turret. The island regards revivals as a loan, and it collected promptly.
Grenades, a trap and a horse: the closing days' self-inflicted record ¶
比基尼海滩蟹堡王餐厅第一黑心蟹老板 had a full 13 October: killed by their own F1 grenade 17 minutes into one life, and by their own shotgun trap 37 seconds into another, without clothes. 常凯申 lasted 38 minutes that day before an explosive of their own ended things, and on the same day was also killed by a horse, 11 minutes in.
dezz憎 set the pace a day earlier, naked, 47 seconds into a life, with a molotov that turned out to be pointed the wrong way. The equipment, in every case, worked exactly as designed.
Two residents taken by the island's transport ¶
Skippy survived 50 minutes on 12 October before being killed by a pedal bike. On 13 October FunnierAxis was killed by a minicopter 12 minutes in. The island's vehicles spent the chapter being destroyed by residents, and on these two occasions returned the favour.
The week’s awards
- Buyer's Remorse Cup
- To Spot, who bought a minicopter and crashed it 34 seconds later, completing the whole cycle of ownership before most residents have found the throttle.
- The Self Destruct Prize
- To 常凯申, who lasted 38 minutes on 13 October before the explosive that ended it turned out to be their own.
- Hoisted by Their Own Petard
- To 比基尼海滩蟹堡王餐厅第一黑心蟹老板, who was 37 seconds into a life, without clothes, when their own shotgun trap did precisely what it had been set up to do.
Weather
- ThuPassing showers
- FriPassing showers
- SatPassing showers
- SunSqually
- MonSqually
- TuePassing showers
- WedShowers
The week ran mostly to passing showers, turned squally on Sunday and Monday, and closed with Wednesday's showers, when rain turned up in 16 percent of readings. Clear sky still showed in most readings every day, which the island considers a courtesy.
Watch next week
- You'll want to see whether anyone on the new map beats the 223.7 metre bolt rifle shot that outlasted the whole first chapter.
- Watch whether any base on the new map falls bigger than the 244 building blocks that went to satchels at the end of the last one.
- See whether the residents who blew themselves up in the closing days carry the habit over along with their blueprints.
The chapter just closed
The season's first map opened on 1 October with the wipe day briefing promising thirty five days on a fresh seed. The first resident killed by another went down at Airfield that same afternoon, to a hunting bow. By the end of week one the front page belonged to a newcomer who reached the Oil Rig's elite crate 4.7 hours after arriving.
The second week was louder. A 244 block base at J6 fell to satchels, three hacked crates were emptied by people who had not hacked them, the power grid reached its fourth stage and the satellite came down at K3. The longest kill of the map, 223.7 metres with a bolt rifle, was set on 5 October and never bettered, and two feuds ended at four kills to two and five kills to two.
Across the fortnight the island logged 6,577 events and took in 78 new residents, several of whom finished missions within hours of arriving. The bases, herds and minicopters are gone now. The blueprints and 21 days of season remain, and the island, as ever, is in no hurry.